Turn heads and spark a smile with this witty, pun-filled sweatshirt featuring two mischievous crows and the phrase “Attempted Murder.” Soft, cozy, and delightfully clever, this design plays on the well-known term for a group of crows—a murder—making it the perfect conversation starter for lovers of wordplay, nature, dark humor, or all of the above.
Ideal for bird enthusiasts, pun aficionados, Halloween fans, or that one friend with the perfectly twisted sense of humor.
This sweatshirt is a heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
- The sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Turn heads and spark a smile with this witty, pun-filled sweatshirt featuring two mischievous crows and the phrase “Attempted Murder.” Soft, cozy, and delightfully clever, this design plays on the well-known term for a group of crows—a murder—making it the perfect conversation starter for lovers of wordplay, nature, dark humor, or all of the above.
Ideal for bird enthusiasts, pun aficionados, Halloween fans, or that one friend with the perfectly twisted sense of humor.
This sweatshirt is a heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
- The sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
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