Attempted Murder Hooded Sweatshirt

from $39.99

Turn heads and spark a smile with this witty, pun-filled sweatshirt featuring two mischievous crows and the phrase “Attempted Murder.” Soft, cozy, and delightfully clever, this design plays on the well-known term for a group of crows—a murder—making it the perfect conversation starter for lovers of wordplay, nature, dark humor, or all of the above.

Ideal for bird enthusiasts, pun aficionados, Halloween fans, or that one friend with the perfectly twisted sense of humor.

The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for casual wear, this Gildan hoodie is a reliable choice that balances comfort and longevity.

  • This Gildan hoodie is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
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Turn heads and spark a smile with this witty, pun-filled sweatshirt featuring two mischievous crows and the phrase “Attempted Murder.” Soft, cozy, and delightfully clever, this design plays on the well-known term for a group of crows—a murder—making it the perfect conversation starter for lovers of wordplay, nature, dark humor, or all of the above.

Ideal for bird enthusiasts, pun aficionados, Halloween fans, or that one friend with the perfectly twisted sense of humor.

The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for casual wear, this Gildan hoodie is a reliable choice that balances comfort and longevity.

  • This Gildan hoodie is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton